A New Wonderland || Alice/Larxene

demenssomnia:

The sense of an enjoyable tea party had seemed to quickly deflate upon their arrival, sending quick looks to each other at the table before they looked to the youngest Alice with such confusion.

Hatter seemed to be rather upset mostly to see Larxene, “That-that does not mean you are invited!” he flailed his cup around, cheeks red with anger.

Elder Alice had her younger self take a seat before she turned to Larxene “It seems you have made more enemies then I have in my own, what did you do?” She asked smoothly, getting the attention of those at the table

The small mouse peeked out from the teapot and stared, eyes wide.

All of the eyes around the table turned towards Larxene. It was not the first time something of the like had happened. Her smile fell and she met the eyes of each person around her. The inhabitants of Wonderland watched her with less fear than usual. Perhaps crazy Alice was a reassuring presence; she obviously knew how to take care of herself.

The girl’s green eyes were curious, yet otherwise unreadable. Fine. It was not as if her actions were a great secret.

“I’m something of a bad guy, Alice. I allied myself with the Queen of Hearts and have not been as kind to the more delicate creatures of this world. As a result, they do not view me in the highest regard. It’s as simple as that.”

Larxene met Alice’s gaze, wondering how the woman would react to this information. If her world’s dynamics were anywhere similar to this one’s, she would not be a fan of the Queen, and Larxene was not certain that their aquaintanceship would hold up as steadily as before.

(Source: asktinylarxene)

A New Wonderland || Alice/Larxene

demenssomnia:

“I will tell you now Larxene, I do not need you to be the one to try and control things” Alice looked over her shoulder at the woman before pursing her lips and walking with the younger girl, her hand closing around the smaller one.

Something was nagging in the older Alices mind as she continued to see how younger Alice looked around. “I do hope this Hatter is more…human-like then my own. Less gears and cranks” Alice had to explain a bit about her Hatter to the confused young blond.

Larxene was beginning to regret her decision. Having these two meet was turning out to work rather the opposite of in her favour. She had thought that crazy Alice would be as disgusted with the child as she was with her Wonderland, but the two had formed something of a comraderie, and it was getting on the Nobody’s nerves.

The arrived in the Hatter’s yard soon enough, and as usual he and his friends were in the middle of their everlasting party. The March Hare saw the Alices first and beckoned them over, but when he saw Larxene he paused, sending a questioning glance to the preteen.

“I am here with Alice,” Larxene said, drawing the rabbit’s attention. “I’m a neutral party today,” a dry smile touched her lips as the women took their seats around the table.

(Source: asktinylarxene)

Just installed American McGee’s Alice

I’ve wanted to play this game for YEARS and now that I have it, I may be a little hard to find~ hehehe

A New Wonderland || Alice/Larxene

demenssomnia:

Alice did not miss her younger counterparts look to Larxene but she did not comment on it, not yet at least “Do not worry, my Wonderland is far more bitter then this one. I can handle myself…now, how about you show us around. We shall leave these cards behind” Her eyes fell to the soldiers who seemed ready to argue.

“If they decide to stop us they will only be carried in the wind in little…tiny…pieces” Her tone had sharpened like the Vorpal blade at her call.

Larxene wasn’t too pleased that crazy Alice had asked the kid to tag along. If they ran into the Queen she may not be able to smooth things over nearly as well, but it wasn’t something she needed to think about at that point.

“Don’t worry about them, they’ve felt my wrath before, and whatever hive-mind constitutes for their brains remembers and shall not be eliciting it again,” Larxene smirked and threw a casual glance to the card soldiers, who resumed their patrols without a word. “Why don’t you lead the way to the Hatter’s tea party, Alice?”

The girl nodded, avoiding Larxene’s gaze, and began walking. She reached and took the dark-haired woman’s hand tentatively, looking up to her questioningly as they continued their journey.

(Source: asktinylarxene)

In honor of masturbation month....

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
this seems fun

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